mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

(via waitingforsth)

iraqobama:

i love sleeping but i hate going to sleep and i hate waking up do u see the problem

(via l0vejessiej)

• mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
• me: ok
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: mom where are you please
• me: mom please the line is moving fast
• me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
• employee: next
• me:
• employee:
• me: faints

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via goldenyasmin)

malec-lightwood:

alldaymayday:

samyulle:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.

(via savourymuffin)

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

(via milakunis)