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mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

iraqobama:

i love sleeping but i hate going to sleep and i hate waking up do u see the problem

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

malec-lightwood:

alldaymayday:

samyulle:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

The hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

keithmoom:

hey jude,

don’t be a lil bitch

square-enix:

how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me

pityreblogs:

i wanna be productive but i also don’t wanna move

As soon as I buy something online I can’t stop and end up spending all my money #confessionsofashopaholic

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

capturethefag:

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart

swasdicka:

my hobbies include looking things up on the internet that I can’t afford 

nunfollowed:

when u reblog something before noticing the shitty comments

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

• will lend me his hoodies
• good sense of humor
• is a cutie patootie
• will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
• good taste in music

hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

brookeeverdeen:

the most scariest thing about this whole thing is that this will be in a history book one day. kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in Iraq, Sandy Hook shooting, Boston Marathon bombing, everything. We’re living in history now. 

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life